Safe Up Here

May 31

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god this blog is perfect.

God, blocking Avengers tags was the best decision I ever made.　

chriscalmdown:

Congratulations! You have made it to day two of

~*~CHRIS IS BROKE WEEK!!!!!!!!!*~*

You must be just so goddamned excited how do you EVEN DEAL WITH IT. Today’s giveaway starts RIGHT NOW! And it will be over at this time, 7:00PM EST tomorrow, June 1st. The rules of today’s contest are exactly the same as yesterday’s: all you have to do is like and/or reblog this post, and you’ll be entered to win today’s prize! Each note counts as one entry, so multiple reblogs do count extra, but they are also kind of douchey, so keep that in mind.

What is today’s prize, you may ask?! It is a mini-zine! It’s called “If They Went to Pratt” and it depicts caricatures of 10 different famous artists if they went to art school today, complete with hilarious commentary by me. Once exclusive to the first ten or fifteen people that saw my senior survey wall, a copy can now be yours!

Even better, if you happen to not win the giveaway, fear not, for they are also on sale at my Etsy store, for a mere $5, plus $1.50 shipping! That is the equivalent price of a moderately expensive deli sandwich!

Once again, just like and/or reblog this post to WIN! And don’t forget that I’m taking portrait commissions all week to celebrate this holiday I just made up because I have no money! Weeeeee!!

Because some of you don’t follow my main blog: CHECK THIS SHIT OUT I’M GIVING CRAP AWAY ALL WEEK.

I have this image bookmarked and every once in a while i like to come back to it.

I think at one point I was going to do a drawing of it like that one time? But mostly I just look at it and think “why isn’t britney spears my best friend”.

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tumblin at work, entertain me.

Listen, if your blog description says “i’m a huge faggot” and you are in fact a 17 year old girl and don’t even AT LEAST post gay porn

just

you are awful and misleading and i hope you fall in a ditch.

Safe Up Here

Chris's reblog blog. Occasionally NSFW.